Black Sheep

29 Oct

Every family has them and here at Bent Rod Media we are no different.  Our Black Sheep go by the names of Murphy and Mitch. 

I have heard of of family fueds before, but these two brother in laws take it to a very dark and ugly place.  Ryan and I usually sit on the sidelines and watch the hilarity ensue but the tone of discourse has hit an especially unhealthy place so I figured would share it with all of you.  Enjoy our West Virginian misery with us won’t you.  (All of this nonsense is quoted from various emails this week…I swear)

Mitch: Almighty BRM king Murphy has decided that the rod given to all of us     by hook is now his…..everyone obey and succomb to his glory….all hail!!!!!!!

Murphy: ryan help me out on this one

Me: I thought I was supposed to get that rod.

Mitch: I vote Dave gets the rod! Murphy broke it though Dave….

Murphy: rod is stuck together…not broke…but mitch wouldn’t know the difference because all his rods are broke…..he would have seen the immaculate reception by ryan after we tossed rods, but he was to busy getting the sand out of his vagina like usual back sulking in the truck while ryan and i were fishing…..BIG SURPRISE….but mitch is king and is always rite…so lets let him win this one.

Mitch: Oh did i hit nerve cartman????? Almighty BRM king…..you never cease to amaze me with your selfishness and childish behavior……

Murphy: I’m not sending the rod back unless it breaks…which it might if forced apart.  Mitch sends me an email about how he needs the rod tomorrow because he has lots of trips planned.  Strange I know…all this time to fish and no intention on fishing with any of us especially me because i get on his nerves….i’ll remember that the next time i have to drive and pay for gas on a trip, what is that like 20 trips now?  The rod was given to us by Hook for participation on Hook.Tv……which i know i constantly pick on the Participation fact, but when you go demanding shit and name bashing I’m gonna pull the participation card.  Mitch then proceeds to tell me that i have no idea how to take care of a rod, which the rod does a have few scratches on it from where i fell. it’s an outdoor activity go figure.  How many rods has mitch broke?  None of his reels work because of poor maintenance. Why waste money on sending it back when it is structurally intact….works fine.  I’ll break it and send it back when it’s needs to be broken down to take on a trip or if the performance is impaired.

TELL MITCH TO BE NICE AND QUIT BITCHING…TO ASK NICELY NEXT TIME YOU CAN HAVE THE ROD ANYTIME.

Me: I say we break the rod in two and you

each get a piece. You can just start calling me Solomon.

Mitch: Just to let you guys know that Murphy is seriously going to get his ass beat by me to take him down a few notches….Next time I see him I will black both of his fucking eyes…

Mitch: These are the emails that Murphy doesnt forward to anyone….Because he seriously has a problem…Murphy is just like Cartman…looks like him, kindve talks like him, and is a complete dick like him…..

“fuck you….i hope you wreck your car on the way to work…wait you don’t have a car”

Murphy: i hope you get ass cancer

So fellas I wanted to publish this to prove a point.  Wouldn’t the world be a little better if we conducted ourselves a little more like Lenny and Squiggy and a little less like the Hatfields and McCoys. Think about it.

– Nymph-o

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6 Responses to “Black Sheep”

  1. bentrodmedia October 30, 2009 at 1:04 AM #

    Nice post cocksucker, I mean Nymph-O. I vote the Hatfields and McCoys take on Lenny and Squiggy as I assume they are Nymph-O and Raul from the wonderful state North Hippie carolina.

    • Nymph-o October 30, 2009 at 1:33 AM #

      lenny and squiggy were the inseperable duo from laverne and shirley you troglodyte. just feel the love you lummox.

  2. Lindsey October 30, 2009 at 2:28 PM #

    So you all take turns with this rod and pass it around to one another? Kinda like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants only girlier.

  3. bentrodmedia October 31, 2009 at 1:21 AM #

    Laverne and Shirley….there is a fantastic duo, more creativity needed…..use someone we all care to know.

    • Nymph-o October 31, 2009 at 9:44 AM #

      if i wrote stuff to satisfy your underdeveloped brain it would look more like a transcript for an episode of Sesame Street. Lucky for everyone else I don’t give a shit what you think.

      • bentrodmedia October 31, 2009 at 10:31 PM #

        You make no sense Hippie!!

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