I’m Kenny Powers!!!

13 Jan

Was trolling the Fly World Net and ran across this on The Drake.  For those of us who Love the Kenny Powers character on Eastbound and Down here are 5 reasons why Kenny Powers dosen’t Fly Fish.

Kenny Powers

Today we sit down with the unabashed and articulate Kenny Powers from HBO’s hit sitcom Eastbound & Down. Powers career recently took a turn south, driving to Copales, Mexico, where he’s now rocking cornrows and assumed the alter ego, Steve Janowski. Biding his time throwing pitches, cockfighting, and partying with Aaron the midget, he has still yet to pick up a fly rod. Here’s why.

  1. Well first of all, I’m no f—king queer. As most of you know I drive a high-powered Sea-Do. I like trolling but it’s usually Mexican strip clubs for classy ladies.
  2. When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of me… Donny Beaver, Sage, Reebok, and you dicks at The Drake Magazine. I’m just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a f—king cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
  3. No, actually I don’t. I do SPORTS. Not trying to be the best at high-stick nymphing.
  4. Oh, you think that’s funny? How ’bout I show you my balls right now and you can tell me if they shrunk, huh? No, for your information, I have full-size balls. Next question.
  5. F—k man, I’m a bulletproof tiger, dude!
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8 Responses to “I’m Kenny Powers!!!”

  1. Kent Klewein January 14, 2011 at 10:30 PM #

    Kenny Powers is the shizzle. Hope they do a third season.

    • MurphyK January 22, 2011 at 10:41 AM #

      HBO has picked up Eastbound and Down Season 3!!!!!! Should start off with him back in the USA with that AA baseball team in Texas. Check out brandons comment above where he got to take April Big Boobs Buchanan out fishing.

  2. Brandon January 17, 2011 at 7:40 PM #

    Good stuff… I got to take Katy Mixon (Big Cannons Buchanan) on a guide trip last summer in Cherokee. Unfortunately Kenny Powers didn’t come with.

  3. MurphyK January 18, 2011 at 7:02 PM #

    Thats awesome!!!! She’s HOT!!

    I think he got it for his trip to patagonia a few years back. Pretty sure he sold it. Hes got a skiff and 3 man raft now.

  4. Ryan January 20, 2011 at 8:03 PM #

    I sold the raft for a self bailer. It was a good boat though.

  5. Ryan January 20, 2011 at 8:04 PM #

    Oh, and you are my hero…Did she show you here boobs?????

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